sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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