if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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