He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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