When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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