her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I currently don't understand fingers.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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