He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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