Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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