Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Randomize
