doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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