Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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