can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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