I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Randomize
