Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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