He disabled his match.com account in front of me
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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