hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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