I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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