I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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