The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I don't deserve a penis
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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