she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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