The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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