Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Dear god my vagina.
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