If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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