I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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