Ikea night.
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The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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