We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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