i don't plan on having that self control this summer
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
40s are totally the cure
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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