I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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