Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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