i love accidental penises.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
you inspire me to be a worse person
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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