Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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