i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
he had hair everywhere except his balls
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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