I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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