think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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