Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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