i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize