This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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