She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Randomize
