Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
