are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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