Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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