I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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