shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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