never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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