goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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