what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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