glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I am spending my child support on dildos
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Randomize
