I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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