You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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