yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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