i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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