Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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