You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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