Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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