And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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