We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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