I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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