You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I think I just sharted jello shots
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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